NEW JOKES
1. Cinema attendant: That’s the sixth ticket you’ve bought.
Customer: I know – there’s a girl in there that keeps tearing them up!
2. Teacher: Why are you so late this morning Sandra?
Sandra: Because of the sign down the road.
Teacher:What sign?
Sandra:it says “Go Slow – School ahead”.
3. Keith: Do you think I sing with feeling?
Maisie:No – if you had any feeling you wouldn’t sing!
